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Vancouver Rhino Party

As apolitical as you can get while still running

The Vancouver Rhino Party
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We are not extinct.

The Vancouver Rhino Party is a horn of Rhino Canada (which is currently in a quantum state of both existence and non-existence) and is the first and only GVRD political party to be edible in its entirety. We believe that people will care about politics when politicians give them a reason to care. The best way to do this is to be honest and selfless, showing good character and sound judgment. The second best way is to point out how absurd it all is. Sadly, our second best seems to be as good as it gets, at least most of the time. So be it: to believe in absurdity is to believe in ourselves.

Graham “Evil Genius” Fox
Leadership Bitch of the Vancouver Rhino Party